All About Plants

This seed has a sense of humor.

Bob: I just bought a new book on plant care.

Bill: Why?

Bob: 'Cause I want to be a good weeder!

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Sonny: How do you like that new gardening show?

Cher: I can take it or leaf it!

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Dick: Do you know how to ship vegetables?

Fanny: By Parsley Post!

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Weirdo: I really like that gardening show.

Fozzy: Yeah, it really grows on you!

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Billy Bob: How do you tell a dogwood tree from a redwood tree?

Liza Jane: I don't know! How?

Billy Bob: Because of its bark!

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Fruity: Why was the strawberry worried?

Tooty: Ummm, I don't know! WHY?

Fruity: His Mom and Dad were in a jam!

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Daisy:What is the reddest side of an apple?

Dizzy: Like I'm supposed to know?

Daisy: The outside!

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Buttercup: How did you break your arm?

Dandelion: I fell out of a tree!

Buttercup: How far did you fall?

Dandelion: How far do you think? All the way to the ground!

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Jilly: What tree do you like when you're hungry?

Philly: I don't know.

Jilly: The 'pan-tree'!

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Q: April Flowers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Sources:

Bolton, Martha. TV Jokes and Riddles. Sterling publishing Company: New York. 1992

Bonham, Tal D. The Treasury of Clean Country Jokes. Rodman Press: Nashville, Tennessee. 1986

Chrystie, Frances. The First Book of Jokes and Funny Things. Franklin Watts: New York. 1951

Sarnoff, Jane and Reynolds Ruffins. What? A Riddle Book. Charles Scribner's Sons: New York. 1974

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